Now is the summer of our disco-tent, made glorious by the booties that shall be endusted! We are mere cheeks away, my friends, from an entire week of ass-tronomical fun and japes, so bring your tush and come on down for one last pre-playa party (pants optional!)!! Las Sirenas and Camp OTPHJ are teaming up to provide you with:
- Your favorite chums, chaps, and churros
- Consensual butt-touching
- Sick ass-beats
- Obamacare-covered sick ass-beats
- OPTHJ Etiquette Lessons in the alleyway around the corner (donations mandatory)
- Rich and stimulating conversations on the merits of Donald Trump’s 12-point plan to ensure proper butt coverage
Costumes heavily encouraged! Come show us your bootiful playa wear!
Despite generous contributions from Republican Super-Pacs (shhhh!!!), our camps could still use some funding for the wonderful art and experience projects we’ll be providing on the playa! We kindly ask for a $5 donation if you’re wearing a costume and $10 if you prefer not to dress up. In exchange, Tig and I will give you one (1) congratulatory butt pat each (subject to terms and conditions which may or may not apply and/or exist).
Your Las Sirenas/OTPHJ DJs are:
- Andres De La Strait